Phoebe's Lyrics

  Phoebe

~ Smelly Cat ~

Smelly cat, smelly cat
What are they feeding you?
Smelly cat, smelly cat
It's not your fault

They won't take you to the vet
You're obviously not their favourite pet
You may not be a bed of roses
and you're no friend to those with noses

(Repeat Chorus)

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~ Grandma ~

Now grandma's a person who everyone likes,
She brought you a train and a bright shiny bike.
But lately she hasn't been coming to dinner,
and last time you saw her she looked so much thinner.

Now your mom and your dad said she moved to Peru,
But the truth is she died and someday you will too.
La-la-la-la-la...

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~ Barnyard animals ~

Oh the cow in the meadow goes "moo"
Oh the cow in the meadow goes "moo"
Then the farmer hits him on the head and grinds him up
and that's how we get hamburgers.

Nowww chickens!

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~ In The Shower ~

I'm in the shower and I'm writing a song
Stop me if you've heard it
My skin is soapy and my hair is wet
and tegrin spelled backward is nirget.

Lather, rinse, repeat
Lather, rinse, repeat
Lather, rinse, repeat

(pause)
as needed!

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~ Sticky Shoes ~

My favourite shoes so good to me
I wear them everyday
Down at the heel, holes in the toe
Don't care what people say

My feet's best friend, pals to the end
With them I'm one hot chicky
Though late one night
Not much light
I stepped in something icky

(Chorus)
Sticky shoes, sticky shoes
always makes me smile
Sticky shoes, sticky shoes
Next time I'll avoid the pile

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~ Two of Them Kissed Last Night ~

There was a girl we'll call her Betty
And a guy let's call him Neil
Now I can't stress this point too strongly
This story isn't real.

(Time passes by)

Now our Neil must decide
Who will be the girl that he casts aside?
Will Betty be the one who he loves truly
Or will it be the one who we'll call L-L-Lulie?
He must decide, he must decide
Even though I made him up he must decide

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~ Babies ~

They're tiny and chubby and so sweet to touch
Soon they'll grow up and resent you so much
Now they're yelling at you and you don't know why
And you cry and you cry and you cry
And you cry and you cry...

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~ Little Black Curly Hair ~

I found you in my bed...
How'd you wind up there?
You are a mystery
Little black curly hair
Little black curly hair
Little black, little black,
Little black, little black,
Little black curly hair

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~ First Time I Met Chandler ~

First time I met chandler
I thought he was gay
but here I am singing
on his wedding daaaay

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~ The 66 Colors of my Bedroom ~

...fuschia and mauve
Those are the 66 colors of my bedroom

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~ Crazy Underwear ~

Crazy underwear creeping up my butt
Crazy underwear always in a rut
Crazy underwear...

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~ A Few of My Favorite Things ~

Raindrops on roses
and rabbits and kittens
Bluebells and sleighbells
and something with mittens
la la la la la la something with string....

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~ Holiday Song ~

Went to the store, sat on Santa's lap
Asked him to bring my friends all kinds of crap
Said all you need is to write them a song
Now you haven't heard it yet so don't try to sing along
No don't sing along
Monica, Monica, have a happy Hanukkah
Saw Santa Claus, he said hello to Ross
And please tell Joey, Christmas will be snowwwwwy
And Rachel and Chandler, (mumbles something) handler!

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